Wednesday, December 18, 2002

Gawker - Okay, it's way New York, and I'm way not, but it's so delightfully bitchy that I may end up reading it daily. Here's it's advice for how to handle the transit strike that wasn't for those of a certain income:

Catch rides with total strangers at alternarides or check out local bulletin boards. As you listen to Marty whats-his-name yammer on about that time he sat next to Spike at the Knicks game, calmly remind yourself that physical assault frequently results in the inconvenience of litigation; that hell is other people, but less so when breakfast consists of eggs benedict and an ecstacy tab; and that things will be back to normal soon and you'll no longer be forced to speak to people who don't work for you.

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