Tuesday, July 08, 2003

The incomparable Will Durst:
Managing to skewer two dinosaurs with a single spear, they struck down a Texas anti-sodomy law, effectively legalizing homosexuality nationwide, and killing Strom Thurmond in the process. Oh come on, it was hours afterwards. You know that's why he kicked. He couldn't continue to live in a world where tolerance was mandated, and man-dating was tolerated.
I've tried to hold to a "don't speak ill of the dead" rule out of some twisted midwestern sense of decency, but that's just too damn funny to skip.

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