Thursday, July 14, 2005

Overheard at Ernie's (the best breakfast dive in Missouri):
Customer: Psst. You might wanna hitch up your jeans. You're showing pubic hair.
Waitress: Oh my god, I'm so sorry!
Customer: (Shrugging) It happens.

Overheard somewhere else, in response to recent events:
"Oh my god, the only better news would be if Karl Rove bombed London!"

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