Thursday, December 08, 2005

Her: Rita was telling me that Eric's car insurance is going to cost more than twice as much as Erin's did, because boys get in so many more wrecks than girls.

Me: That's so unfair to those of us who aren't reckless. There oughta be some way of proving you're not a dumbass.

Her: Get a sex change.

Me: Nah. I couldn't afford the pay cut.

Her: See, so it balances out. You get paid more.

Me: Yeah, but you wouldn't want to fix that. You'd have to start paying for drinks.

Her: You're not exactly proving your point about not being reckless.

Me: I like to live on the edge.

Her: And sleep on the couch.

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