Yesterday was a migraine day, as was today. And migraine days mean migraine nights, and that means migraine nightmares. The night before last had a doozy: Republicans were trying to seduce teenagers via crafting blogs, and every once in a while, this woman would pop up and rub a quilted iPod cozy against her forehead while a disembodied voice said apply directly to the forehead!
I'm serious. This was an actual dream I had.