Friday, December 22, 2006

The following is a real post on the Columbia craigslist:

Carpentry, plumbing, Heat or Air conditioning for companionship

I am able to do all of the above in exchange for some personal time with a female.


Huh. Where I come from, there's a name for that sort of thing: Marriage.

2 comments:

moreena said...

Good Lord. Does that mean I'm not really married?

Mike said...

I believe in each letting each state define marriage for itself. In Missouri, there are generally tools involved, but in Illinois, higher math may be substituted.

Also, offering to beat up Santa Claus definitely counts.