Theron: How's the finger?
Me: Really good. No bone damage, the flesh has mostly come back, and it even looks like I might end up with almost a full nail. It's pretty amazing.
Theron: You always have healed pretty well. You've got that healing factor thing going for you.
Me: You know, I never have broken a bone.
Theron: Hey, maybe the blade did hit bone, but it just bounced off your adamantium skeleton!
Me: It's a possibility I've considered.
Theron: We should test that. I've got some ideas.
Me: I think I'd rather live in the mystery.