Tuesday, July 24, 2007

What goes through my head when the service isn't very good...

Me: Wouldn't it be weird if the Rapture happened, but only waiters and waitresses got into Heaven, and it happened on the lunch hour?

Christie: You are so odd.

1 comment:

salomesmile said...

The Rapture already happened. Only the assholes are left, and they is us.

Furthermore, the restaurant servers all got Raptured to the Hot Springs, Arkansas, Perkins restaurant. There they stand in little clusters of three to five giggling amongst themselves, laughing at helpless patrons with empty drink glasses.