Upon dropping pachinko balls that roll across the floor: "Oh, man, more gravity."
On Time Travel:
Mike: I try to make things easy for Future Mike. Everything that Present Mike does is one less thing that Future Mike has to worry about.
Emily: I try to do that too, but Present Emily sometimes forgets.
Mike: That's why I have Future Mike as a backup. If Present Mike drops the ball, Future Mike can pick up the slack.
Kelyn, from the back seat: But what if somebody kills you?