Me: I can hear this sound in my head like the clank clank of a roller coaster going up that first hill.
Her: This really isn't going to be fun.
Me: You don't know that. There might be clowns! And balloon animals!
Her: You clearly have no idea what I consider to be fun.
Me: Okay, well, on the bright side, I can pretty much guarantee there will be neither clowns nor balloon animals. And if there are, I will speak very sternly with the nurse.