I love Trib talk:
"Talk about this crummy weather we’ve had for the last year or two. Well, with tornadoes in January and rain every other day - and not little rains, 3 and 4 and 5 inches at a time - now I’m sure ‘experts’ will say it’s caused by global warming, but I just wonder what this space station has to do with it. I bet it is somehow connected because those old boys up there aren’t sitting around looking at the stars and oohing and aahing. They’re up to something. Maybe it’s time we unplug this money pit, send it sailing off in the wild blue yonder and then maybe weather and everything else would kind of get back to normal."
You can really tell we live in a college town.