Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational [baby in a cute hat]!
Around our house, we refer to this as the magical hat of forgiveness. We could totally cut off somebody in Target, take the last jacket off the clearance rack, and then cut in line at the registers, and totally get away with it because everyone would be too busy going "Awwww" at the baby.
Hypothetically, I mean. We would never actually do any of those things. That would be wrong.